Autisticore

by SmileySaurus

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released April 18, 2016

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SmileySaurus Selby, UK

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Merging beatdown/slam, children's pop and all-round cancer. Just download the album, it's free you fucking dickhead. It's fun for the whole family. You, your wife, your kids, Tyrone the black guy your wife sleeps with, Tyrone and your wife's kids, etc. Why are you even still reading this? Just download the fucking album already, you fucking cuck. ... more

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Track Name: Oh Look, A Jokey Slam Album, How Fucking Original
ALL ACROSS BANDCAMP,
IT'S ALL I CAN SEE,
IT'S NOT CREATIVE,
IT'S NOT FUNNY,

IT'S NOT MUSIC,
IT'S NOT ART,
IT'S JUST TEENAGE CUNTS,
WHO THINK THEY'RE HARD,

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EDGY SHITE,
AND MAKE A REAL ALBUM, ALRIGHT?
NOBODY THINK YOU'RE FUCKING COOL,
YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TOOL.
Track Name: Pulling A Saville In The Terminal Illness Ward
I WORK FOR THE BBC,
TOUCHING KIDS,
GET AWAY SCOT FREE,

PICKING THE ONES,
ON THEIR DEATHBED,
THEY'RE THE ONES,
THAT GIVE THE BEST HEAD,

STRIDE INTO THE CANCER WARD,
SOMEON'S ABOUT TO ET PORKED,
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET INSIDE,
THE BODY OF A DYING CHILD.
Track Name: "Chick Chick" - The Sound Of Either A Toddler At A Farm Or A Marilyn Manson Fan In An American High School Hallway
IN MY TRENCH COAT,
AND MY FAVOURITE MANSON SHIRT,
I'VE GOT A GUN AND A REASON TO KILL,
THEY DIDN'T LET ME GO HOME,
WHEN I WAS ILL,

SCHOOL,
SHOOTING,
LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM,
SCHOOL,
SHOOTING,
I'M KILLING THE BASKETBALL TEAM,

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL BLACK.
Track Name: Charging People To Listen To A Cover Of Someone Else's Music
WHY?
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE ORIGINAL,
SO YOU CAN'T CHARGE PEOPLE TO LISTEN,
TO YOU SHIT CUNT.
Track Name: Hitler Was Actually A Buddhist Masochist Who Wanted To Be Punished But Failed And Accidentally Did The World A Favour
JEW
Track Name: Dropping A Penny In A Room Full Of Jews And Thai Bride Widows
COME ON YOU THIEVING BASTARDS,
YOU SLANTY-EYED PRICKS,
YOU LONG-NOSED CUNTS,
WITH CIRCUMCISED DICKS,
I HATE YOU ALL,
YOU GREDDY CON ARTISTS,
NOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH,
OVER PENNIES,
Track Name: I Fucked Kids Before It Was Mainstream
I FUCKED KIDS,
BEFORE YOU DID,
THAT SELLOUT SAVILLE,
CAN SUCK MY DICK
Track Name: Stealing Wigs From Cancer Patients And Then Selling Them Back To Them
I'M MAKING A LIVING,
OFF OF STEALING WIGS,
"ETHICAL BUSINESS,"
CAN SUCK MY DICK,

ONE WIG,
TWO WIGS,
THREE WIGS,
FOUR,
I'M LAUGHING 'CAUSE THESE CUNTS ARE BALD.
Track Name: If Hitler Was Wrong, Why Do The Jews Have All The Money? Checkmate, Cuck.
GREEDY CUNTS,
THAT NEVER WORK,
THEY JUST BUY SLAVES,
AND HIRE MERCS,

SO GRAB A JEW,
RIGHT BY THE BALLS,
AND SAY "YOU SHOULD'VE DIED,
IN THE HOLOCAUST!"

STEALING MONEY,
SUCKING DICKS,
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GASSED,
IN AUCHWITZ
Track Name: Smells Like Teen Suicide
COVERED IN CUTS,
I HAVE NO FRIENDS,
IT'S FUN TO BRUISE,
MYSELF AGAIN,
I'M A PIECE OF SHIT,
IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS,
AND I PRETEND,
THAT I'M DEPRESSED,

SELF-HARM,
SELF-HARM'S FUNNY

IN MY BEDROOM,
'CUZ WE'RE FAGGOTS,
CUTTING OURSELVES,
IT'S SO STUPID,
I LONG FOR DEATH,
AND NOW I HAVE,
NO WRIST LEFT,

I HAVE SCARS NOW,
SO I SHOW THEM,
OFF TO PEOPLE,
FOR ATTENTION,

OW,

IT'S GETTING WORSE,
I CAN'T HELP IT,
IT REALLY HURTS,
MY FUCKING WRISTS,
OUR LITTLE GROUP,
IT'S LIKE A CIRCLE JERK,
BUT INSTEAD OF WANKING,
WE JUST HURT,

I'VE FOUND A VEIN,
DARE I TRY?
OH WELL, HERE GOES,
I WANT TO DIE,

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

I HAVE SCARS NOW
Track Name: Unironically Calling Someone "Bro"
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD, YOU DUMB CUNT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, 21 FUCKING JUMP STREET?
YOU'RE UTTER CANCER, I SWEAR TO GOD,
JUST LEARN HOW TO FUCKING SPEAK,

IT'S NOT SARCASTIC,
IT'S NOT A JOKE,
YOU PROBABLY HAVE A CHODE,
"BRO"
Track Name: Terror And Hubris In The House Of Luke Hemia
CANCER.
Track Name: I Know I Wrote A Few Songs About You On The Last Album, But I Still Hate Your Fucking Guts You Hairy Emo Cunt
I HOPE YOU HEAR THIS,
AND IT MAKES YOU WANT TO DIE,
JUST LIKE THE LAST ALBUM,
WHAT DO YOU THINK TO MY;

SCARLESS WRISTS?
SHITLESS DICK?
I HOPE YOU DIE,
YOU SCUMBAG BITCH