Dino​-​Core

by SmileySaurus

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released March 1, 2016

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Merging beatdown/slam, children's pop and all-round cancer. Just download the album, it's free you fucking dickhead. It's fun for the whole family. You, your wife, your kids, Tyrone the black guy your wife sleeps with, Tyrone and your wife's kids, etc. Why are you even still reading this? Just download the fucking album already, you fucking cuck. ... more

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Track Name: xXWEEABOOSXx
I have a collection of blunt swords,
That have no use in any shape or form,
Senpai, notice me please,
I try so hard to be Japanese,

CHORUS:

Fear me, I am Weeaboo,
I have no sense of humour,
Fear me, I am Weeaboo,
I am the the Human Tumour,

I'm fat and unhygienic,
Every episode; I've seen it,
I'm such a fucking weeb and,
My transformation's been completed,

I begin my Japanese rebirth,
I am a cancer upon the Earth,

I have three words for you,
Ketsu-Wo-Taberu!
Track Name: xXHARDxCORExLIVESXx
Head shaved clean,
Dumb tattoos on my face,
A stupid nose ring,
Stretchers the size of dinner plates,
I'm such a faggot,
But I just won't accept it,
Now watch me windmill,
And do my gay two step shit,

CHORUS:

Suicide Silence,
My god they fucking suck,
I like violence,
I like it very much,
I love dinosaurs,
Transformers and rubber ducks,
I'm so hardcore,
'Cuz I'll never grow the fuck up,

I fight random members of the fucking crowd,
I'm such a dickhead,
But I just can't see it right now,
Nobody loves me,
My parents left me as a child,
And now I like to punch.

Everything,
'Cuz I'm a fucking dickhead,

I have
Daddy issues,
So now I listen to hardcore,
I'm just a fucking gay,
Who likes taking it in the ass,
Raw
Track Name: xXI'MxSOxVERYxGRATEFULXx
I don’t need no help,
I can do things myself,
I hate everything,
In case you couldn’t tell,

CHORUS:

To my parents,
Fuck you, fuck you,
To my teachers,
Fuck you, fuck you,
To my doctors,
Fuck you, fuck you,
To my employers,
You’ll need a lawyer, fuck you!

I’m just a crying child,
I spend all day masturbating,
I think I’ll change the world,
By simply just complaining,
Track Name: xXTHExLEGENDXx
Pretty soon I'll be getting laid,
I can't wait to put it in again,
My danse moves will help me score,
I flail around, 'cuz I'm hardcore,

Bitch!

CHORUS:

No you're not hardcore,
Unless you live hardcore,
And the Legend of the Rent,
Was way hardcore!

I,
Am sure to find a mate,
And if I don't there's always rape,
I'll put her in the back of the band van,
And I'll take her down to brown town,
Track Name: xXYOUxTHOUGHTxITxWASxAxCOLDxBUTxIT'SxACTUALLYxHERPESXx
My balls are blue,
And not just ‘cuz my girlfriend won’t fuck me,
Now I feel more self-conscious than usual,
I have an STD,

My penis is shrivelled,
It’s only getting worse,
And I thought it couldn’t get any smaller,
Holy shit, this really hurts,

And the worst part is,
The shag wasn’t even worth it,
She was like the top of welly,
And she was a stuck-up bitch,
Track Name: xXSTILLxAxCULTURALLYxRELEVANTxMEMEXx
Are you seriously reading the lyrics to this? What are you, a fucking idiot? First of all, it starts in Spanish, a language you're too fucking stupid to understand, given the fact you can't even identify basic English words and you're supposed to speak and read it.

Oh, alright, fine. Fucking dipshit.

AND DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

There, happy now, you inbred shit-stain?
Track Name: xXALPHAxMALEXx
Hey baby, remember me?
We haven’t spoken since Year 3,
Are you single? ‘Cuz I would really like to know,
I think you’re beautiful,

I’m so fucking irresistible,
7 layers of beauty, each one a fat roll,
Why don’t you love me already? I don’t understand,
I’m the perfect definition of an all-round man,

Aren’t I gorgeous? Tell me I am,
My only exercise is chasing the ice-cream van,
Aren’t I funny? Such a brilliant catch?
Oh who am I kidding? I’m just fucking fat,

I am a slob