Unplugged

by SmileySaurus

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released August 5, 2016

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Merging beatdown/slam, children's pop and all-round cancer. Just download the album, it's free you fucking dickhead. It's fun for the whole family. You, your wife, your kids, Tyrone the black guy your wife sleeps with, Tyrone and your wife's kids, etc. Why are you even still reading this? Just download the fucking album already, you fucking cuck. ... more

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Track Name: Alpha Male - Pt.2
Hey baby, remember me?
We haven’t spoken since Year 3,
Are you single? ‘Cuz I would really like to know,
I think you’re beautiful,

I’m so fucking irresistible,
7 layers of beauty, each one a fat roll,
Why don’t you love me already? I don’t understand,
I’m the perfect definition of an all-round man,

Aren’t I gorgeous? Tell me I am,
My only exercise is chasing the ice-cream van,
Aren’t I funny? Such a brilliant catch?
Oh who am I kidding? I’m just fucking fat,

I am a slob
Track Name: Weeaboos - Pt.2
I have a collection of blunt swords,
That have no use in any shape or form,
Senpai, notice me please,
I try so hard to be Japanese,

CHORUS:

Fear me, I am Weeaboo,
I have no sense of humour,
Fear me, I am Weeaboo,
I am the the Human Tumour,

I'm fat and unhygienic,
Every episode; I've seen it,
I'm such a fucking weeb and,
My transformation's been completed,

I begin my Japanese rebirth,
I am a cancer upon the Earth,

I have three words for you,
Ketsu-Wo-Taberu!
Track Name: You Thought It Was A Cold But It's Actually Herpes - Pt.2
My balls are blue,
And not just ‘cuz my girlfriend won’t fuck me,
Now I feel more self-conscious than usual,
I have an STD,

My penis is shrivelled,
It’s only getting worse,
And I thought it couldn’t get any smaller,
Holy shit, this really hurts,

And the worst part is,
The shag wasn’t even worth it,
She was like the top of welly,
And she was a stuck-up bitch,
Track Name: I Feel Like I Knew You In A Past Life, And I Fucking Hated You Back Then Too - Pt.2
YOU FUCKING SLIT YOUR WRISTS,
YOU PATHETIC HUMAN BEING,
AND I'M WILLING TO BET,
THE SHARPENER BLADES WEREN'T EVEN CLEAN.

YOU FUCKING CUT YOURSELF,
YOU WANT TO BE DEAD,
IF I EVER GOT TO THAT POINT,
I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU INSTEAD.

YOU'RE COVERED IN HAIR,
YOU'RE COVERED IN SCARS,
YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY,
ARE BRAINDEAD RETARDS.
Track Name: Hello Cutty Pt.2
TAKE A BIG, FAT RAZOR BLADE,
DRAG IT DOWN YOUR ARM,
TEACHING EMO FAGGOTS HOW,
TO DO SOME DAMAGE WHEN THEY SELF-HARM,

[CHORUS]:

DOWN, DOWN THEY GO,
CUTTING THEMSELVES BECAUSE I TOLD THEM TO,
SCARS THAT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE BACK,
OH I LOVE WATCHING THEIR WRISTS GET SLASHED.

I HOPE THEY LOVE THE FEELING,
OF HANGING FROM THE CEILING,
THE LITTLE BASTARDS KNOW,
THAT IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO STOP BREATHING.
Track Name: Here's That Fucking Song You Wanted You Stupid Bitch, Now Eat Shit And Die Pt.2
HEY BITCH, I WROTE YOU A FUCKING SONG,
IT'S ABOUT AS GOOD AS YOU WERE IN BED,
WHICH IS WHY IT'S SO SHIT.
I WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

[CHORUS]:

YOUR FUCKING SISTER,
WAS WAY FUCKING FITTER.

HEY WHORE,
I WROTE YOU A POEM,
IT'S ABOUT AS GOOD AS YOU WERE AT HEAD,
WHICH IS WHY I'M FINISHING MYSELF AGAIN.

I ONLY KEPT YOU AROUND,
BECAUSE YOU HAD A HOLE,
BUT NOW I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU,
WITH A FUCKING BARGE POLE.
Track Name: If Hitler Was Wrong, Then Why Do The Jews Have All The Money? Checkmate, Cuck. Pt.2
GREEDY CUNTS,
THAT NEVER WORK,
THEY JUST BUY SLAVES,
AND HIRE MERCS,

SO GRAB A JEW,
RIGHT BY THE BALLS,
AND SAY "YOU SHOULD'VE DIED,
IN THE HOLOCAUST!"

STEALING MONEY,
SUCKING DICKS,
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN GASSED,
IN AUCHWITZ
Track Name: I Searched For Domestic Abuse Help And Learnt How To Beat My Wife Much More Efficiently Pt.2
A backhand slap,
Just wasn't enough,
I had to find a new way,
To get my wife to shut the fuck up,

She won't let me fuck other women in front of her,
So that stuck-up bitch will get what's coming to her,

Two black eyes,
And a broken nose,
So next time,
Better lick my arsehole,

What did I tell you?
Do what I say!
I fucking hate you,
I'd sooner be gay,

But I don't have a choice.
I have to listen to your horrible voice.
Track Name: My Black Girlfriend Told Me She Wanted Me To Be Her Daddy During Sex, So I Got Up And Left Pt.2
Hitting that fine arse from behind,
Going bareback, she didn't mind,
She's just happy to be fucking someone white,
She'd do anything to keep a man in her life,

She's on the bed,
She's spreading her legs,
She looks at me and then she says,
"Come over here daddy, don't make me shout..."
So that's when I got up and got the hell out,

Girls in general with daddy kink,
They just make me fucking sick,
I'm more than happy to give you a fuck,
On one condition. Keep your mouth shut.