SmileySaurus//BICYCLETWAT - Apartheid Split

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1.	SmileySaurus - Lolocaust 02:35	lyrics	buy track
THE H***UST DIDN'T HAPPEN BUT I FUCKING WISH IT DID ROUNDING UP THE UN***SCH AND GSSING ALL THE YDS H*WS AREN'T HUMAN SVS AREN'T WHITE AND I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU SAY THE WORDS "ALT-RIGHT" THEY'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES LIKE THOSE ANCAP NECKBEARD FREAKS YOU SHOULD ALL BE FUCKING GSSED LINE-UP FOR ZY*-B IF YOUR NOSE IS LONG IF YOUR FORESKIN'S NOT INTACT IF YOUR EYES ARE BEADY IF YOUR HAIR'S JET BLACK IF YOU RUN THE BANKS IF YOU'RE PEDDLING CRACK IF YOU'RE RNG KS IN HOLLYWOOD YOU GET THE GS
2.	SmileySaurus - (((Human Rights))) 01:30	lyrics	buy track
YOU MISERABLE CUNT I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU I WILL TIE YOU DOWN FORCE-FEED YOU LAXATIVES AND WATCH YOU SHIT YOURSELF TO DEATH I'M ON A NO-FAP AND YOU OCCUPY MY THOUGHTS HOW DOES MY COCK TASTE ON THE LIPS OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CORPSE? I'VE BEEN DEAD INSIDE BUT NOW INSTEAD I AM INSIDE THE DEAD I'LL GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR LYING TONGUE AND I'LL RIP THAT FUCKER OUT I WILL PRESS YOUR LIPS RIGHT TO MY ASS AND I WILL SHIT RIGHT DOWN YOUR MOUTH
3.	SmileySaurus - Domestic Silence Ft. Ching Chong of Yellow Fever, and that dumb bitch that died 02:31	lyrics	buy track
ONE MORE FUCKING WORD FROM YOU, YOU FILTHY WHORE AND FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS YOU'LL BE EATING THROUGH A STRAW I'VE PUT IT DOWN TO POPULAR VOTE AND I'VE REACHED A CONSENSUS THE NEXT TIME YOU OPEN YOUR FAT MOUTH I WILL BEAT YOU FUCKING SENSELESS I'd like to the time to briefly remind you that the Islamisation of Europe is God's punishment for allowing women to vote. [Some dumb cunt says something that proves even a broken clock is right twice a day or something] IGNORE THAT DUMB BITCH I DON'T DO IT OUT OF LOVE I DON'T BEAT YOU EVERY DAY BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ROUGH NEXT TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO SPEAK I'LL FORCE IT SHUT AND YOU'LL SWALLOW TEETH
4.	SmileySaurus - Melanin/Felonin' 03:04	lyrics	buy track
GIVE ME BACK MY TAXES GIVE BACK MY TV TAKE YOUR FUCKING AIR MACS AND RUN TO KFC TYRONE WATERMELON KANG OF ALL THE NGS TYRONE WATERMELON HE'S NEVER MET HIS KIDS IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO GS ALL JWS BUT IT'S NOT A THING ANOTHER RCH COULDN'T DO I'LL SEND THE NGS BACK TO AFRICA IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO GS THE JWS AND KILL THE BL*CKS
5.	SmileySaurus - If I Wanted To Hear About What You Had For Breakfast, I'd Punch You In The Stomach 02:16	lyrics	buy track
I'M AT THE END OF MY PATIENCE SO FORGIVE ME IF I'M BLUNT BUT SLEEPING AND EATING ARE NOT HOBBIES YOU VAPID FUCKING CUNT SO DOES MY COCK TASTE BETTER THAN MY FIST? YOU SAID YOU LIKE IT ROUGH WELL HERE IT IS YOU THINK YOUR SOMETHING? YOU'RE FUCKING NOT I LIVE BY ONE RULE DESTROY ALL THOTS DESTROY ALL TINDER THOTS
6.	SmileySaurus - Uncle Addie's Recreational Summer Camps For The Ethnically Challenged 04:39	lyrics	buy track
There was a man, Who had a dream, That all men were equal, Except for hbs Our dreams are crushed, I can't find hope, His eyes look at me, From the other side of the rope, 'Cause now we have, A Jish Pope?! I say we take them all, And make them into sp, Her I wrote you this song, To tell everyone, That you did nothing wrong, And I love you, H**er I wrote you this song, To tell everyone, That you did nothing wrong, Except lose. (I miss you Adolf)
7.	BICYCLETWAT - CROWS 01:52	lyrics	buy track
Gnawing spinelessly at roadkill Poking cowardly at the dead Never holding the blade yourself To strike your enemies in the head Manipulated, brainwashed Subliminally mindfucked Puppeteers to bring demise Scavengers like fucking flies Do not try to prove It That we are not your tool Playing us your fool For yourselves to rule
8.	BICYCLETWAT - Torn From The Tracksuit 01:37	lyrics	buy track
Caught beneath your step By the coming of your death Cold blooded hands’ the guthook As I tear them through your chest Satisfied by the sight of flesh As I drag up to your neck Putrid entrails hang like meat Organs spill down to your feet SPORTSWEAR WELFARE FAT COWS COUNCIL HOUSE
9.	BICYCLETWAT - Bruce Forsyth Is A Virgin 01:46	lyrics	buy track
You suffer an eternal life Because you are Bruce Forsyth But if you fuck your wife tonight You won't make it through the night Your bones are brittle Your cock is shrivelled Your sand n*gger trash Is only with you for your cash The effort of thrusting Sends a pain through your spine The tension of your erection Just might make you fucking die BRUCE FORSYTH IS A VIRGIN BRUCE FORSYTH IS A VIRGIN BRUCE FORSYTH IS A VIRGIN BRUCE FORSYTH IS A VIRGIN

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released November 29, 2017

xXREDXx - I AM ALL OF SMILEYSAURUS AND I WAS ALSO FORCED TO PRODUCE THE ABOMINATION THAT IS THIS WHOLE EP, BECAUSE BIKE IS A LAZY, TALENTLESS FUCK

BIKE - HIS OWN STUFF, MOSTLY. SOME OF THE DRUMS ARE ME, AND I PRODUCED IT, SO IF THERE'S SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS RETARDED OR LIKE IT SHOULD'VE BEEN REMOVED, CHANCES ARE I JUST MADE IT LOUDER OR POSSIBLY EVEN ADDED IT IN INSTEAD xx