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Cars are too slow,
But trains are pretty fast,
We need to accelerate,
So step on the gas,
6,000,000 is an awful lot,
We need a quicker way of getting through them,
How about we batch-cook those fucks,
It's quicker than the Einsatzgr*ppen,
If you need a solution,
To J*ws in your nation,
Might I suggest,
Pure acceleration?
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Nice short skirt,
Nice high heels,
Hope you like,
Being a Halal meal,
Too much to say,
Too much to drink,
Why'd you get r*ped?
Make me do a big think.
You deserved to get r*ped.
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I'm changing your clothes,
I've given you stripes,
I'm shaving your head,
I'm giving you stripes,
Your father,
I shot him,
Your mother,
I G*ssed her,
You get,
A slapping,
You bald,
Bastard,
Swimming in the shallow end,
Of the gene pool,
Your bald head is off for a shower now,
Shmuel,
Wash your hair and shiny head,
Oh wait, you can't,
You're bald.
And dead.
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Christ is evil,
And also dead,
I write shit songs,
Off the top of my head,
I sing about Satan,
'Cause I wanna look tough,
But everyone wishes we'd shut the fuck up,
I want to meet God,
And spit in his eyes,
Sell my soul to Satan,
And be sodomised,
I'm a fedora-tier atheist,
But I have no hat to tip,
Here comes a guitar solo,
You can bet it sounds like shit,
Selling merch with pentagrams,
To suckers at our shows,
Kerry King thinks he looks tough,
But he just looks like a chode,
Tribal tattoos?
(FUCK YEAH!)
Steroids?
(FUCK YEAH!)
Whiny shit?
(FUCK YEAH!)
Satanism?
(KIND OF!)
Good riffs?
(NAH)
Melody?
(NAH)
Effort?
(NAH)
A fanbase that isn't cancer?
(Not a chance)
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Wearing all black,
Yelling "S**g h**l,"
These kind of things,
Have been ours for a while,
Looks like we need a purge to make us purer,
You are no Obergr*ppenf*hrer,
Dressing up as a F*scist to get laid,
You cocksucker, I hope you die of AIDS
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My girlfriend left me,
Just like my dad,
But only after they took turns,
Fucking my ass,
I hate my dad,
And his new wife,
I hate my mom,
I hate my life,
I got bullied in school,
They called me a f*g,
Just 'cause I got diddled,
By my dad,
ARF ARF
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I still cringe to this very day,
How could I say something so fucking gay?
I never thought they'd use that quote,
Should've torn out my fucking throat,
At the time my 15 year old self,
Didn't understand,
That saying that fucking quote just sounds,
Like we're insulting the other bands.
Sorry.
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I hear rumours about,
That you don't love me like you used to,
I can't think of just what went wrong,
I'm left wondering "what did I do?"
She says that she needs space,
I guess I understand,
But what I wouldn't give,
Just to hold her hand,
One more time,
Her soft pale skin,
Her gorgeous eyes,
I let her go,
And now I self-despise,
I miss how you kissed me,
And how you held me,
But the thing I miss the most is being your personal cock and ball cleaner,
And oh how you grinned,
When your cum ran down my chin,
And oh how I laughed,
When your dick slipped out my ass,
I wish that you still loved me,
I'm lost without your tender embrace,
But the thing I'll never live happy without,
Is seeing...
My cum on your face
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You shave your hair short,
It's not a good look,
Unless you wanna look like a man,
For your f*g boyfriend to fuck,
Your boyfriend has preferences,
That deviate from the norm,
They don't include tits,
Or the rest of the female form,
Your hair is the fucking shortest,
Because your boyfriend can't come out the closet,
You say you like it but I don't believe you,
You only do it so that he won't leave you
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Trying to sell T-shirts
When no one's at your shows,
Desperately pushing the album,
From your band that no one knows,
Songs with no effort,
Lyrics are trash,
Recycling riffs,
That you've pulled out your ass,
Your production is cancer,
It's r*ping my ears,
Your fans are your parents,
Your bore me to tears,
There's nothing redeeming,
I don't understand,
Why you think people care,
About your fucking band
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Skinny-fat,
Low testosterone,
Looks like he spent his life,
Taking female hormones,
Soy bacon,
It's time to feast again,
Can't do a pushup,
'Cause his body's full of oestrogen,
[BIKE]:
[I am not going to binge on that filth,
When I could be drinking my cold soya milk,
Eating only foods that are certified vegan,
Depleting my levels of fertile semen,
Injecting oestrogen in every orifice,
Growing my enormous double-D cup breasts,
Ingesting copious amounts of soy daily,
Feed me only what makes me a lady]
Wanted a daughter,
Got a boy,
Shut up sissy,
Eat your soy.
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12. |
(((Respecting Women)))
01:11
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Women ruin everything,
That much at least is clear,
But the only thing I hate more than a woman,
Is a filthy fucking queer,
So I guess I'm stuck,
Never knowing love,
Women contributed nothing,
To this world of note,
Civilisation went to shit,
When we gave them all the vote,
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I wanna shrink my dick,
i'm trying fucking anything,
I sheered off the tip,
And filled my balls with heroin,
I just wanna be back in the band,
Playing songs naked and shitting in my hand,
Oh god, why?
All I wanted was a chode!
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I like women so much,
I'd fuck one with a dick,
That makes me super-straight.
If the boipucci's cute,
And the bepis is feminine,
How does that make me gay?
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It only takes one drop of piss
To ruin a glass of water,
So if I find one drop of n*g,
You're no longer a voter,
If I see,
Impurity,
I'm kicking you out,
And your vote doesn't count,
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